i have this problem that if someone displays the slightest form of affection towards me i will formulate fantasies of us being together until it physically hurts
You know what’s worse than slow internet?
guys this is honestly my favorite self-referential lyrical progression
what are some good websites to watch tv shows/movies?? thanks xx
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
1. Read the prompt
2. Decide you’d rather be doing anything else in the world besides writing your paper
3. Hours later, reluctantly start the paper
4. But then somehow get sucked into binge watching Netflix
5. Panic because you’ve now wasted hours and written less than a…
I just crave adventure so badly ugh. I want to drive to places and stop at shitty diners and pull off to the side of the road at night and star gaze on the hood of the car and I want to drive in the rain and listen to music and I want to explore forests and woods and see beautiful mountains and…
Smart ideas for Smarter cities
IBM’s marketing team shitting all over competition
Get cereal, Tony says.
Get healthy cereal, Steve says.
Pop-Tarts, Thor says.
Fuck it, this is the one Tasha likes. MOVING ON.
Yeah, but this is probably the REALEST scene in ‘The Hurt Locker.’ You guys can all take this and Avengerize it, but think about the source material for a moment.
He’s just come home from the worst year of his life, working EOD in Iraq. He’s been blown up, thought he saw the little native boy he’d been keen on get killed, cut up and had bombs stuffed inside him. He’s gotten into fights with his battle buddies, kept a trophy box of every bomb he’s detonated and take so much shit just for being him.
That world? That world was all he knew for a year. One solid year of his life. And it may not seem like much, but if I took you away from your wifi and cozy bed, your iphone starbucks, and put you in a warzone, you’d come back changed, no matter how long you’d been there. A week, a month, a decade, you’d come back changed.
And in this scene, he realizes how much things have changed. He doesn’t know what cereal to get, he doesn’t know how to be a husband or daddy, all he knows is war and blowing shit up before it can blow him up.
So go ahead and Avengerize and Head Cannonize this, but seriously, go back and watch ‘The Hurt Locker’ before you do this shit again to one of the realest movies you’ll ever see.
I want to do things with my life but I also want to bury myself in a forest and let the moss grow over me so where does that leave us
Tattoos 02: Tattoos that don’t suck…
(Awesome sleeves. Wish I had the balls to go below the biceps)
its not easy being a complete fuck up but someones gotta do it
can u just get the fuck over here i wanna kiss ur stupid face and fall asleep to ur stupid heartbeat