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IT’S A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!
Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.
Each week I’ll be giving away one of these best selling $121 dollar Lelo gigi vibrators along with another smaller prize of your choosing from the picture seen above. The last winner will also get the couple-friendly $188 dollar Lelo ora as well.
If you don’t want to wait you can purchase these on my site ToyDirty right away and they are by far my favorite, most recommended products. You can get any toys for 5% off with discount word “tonight” until the giveaway is over.
Each vibrator is made with body-safe silicone material, comes with a 1-year warranty, is fully rechargeable and has multiple adjustable stimulation settings.
And all you have to do is like or reblog this post as often as your little heart desires to increase your chances. You don’t even need to be following me and a winner will be chosen every Friday until April 11th with a random number generator.
You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.
GOOD LUCK ;)
THE FIRST WINNER’S ITEM HAS BEEN SHIPPED TODAY BUT THERE ARE STILL SIX MORE CHANCES TO WIN, PICKING THE NEXT WINNER THIS COMING WEEKEND SO KEEP LIKING AND/OR REBLOGGING TO INCREASE YOUR CHANCES!!
PICKING THE NEXT WINNER THIS WEEKEND!!!!
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.
- Me: do you like rough sex
- Them: yeah lip biting is great
- Me: no you don't understand
S came up Saturday night and his car broke down on the way and he wanted to talk on the phone while waiting for a tow so we talked for like an hour and he texted me the whole ride here and we hung out for like 8 hours and were goofy and fought kaiju and farted lots and laughed SO fucking much and called each other turds and nuggets and even after he called me on his drive home because he wanted to talk more and stay awake while driving and then we were texting and i fell asleep and he tucked me in over text and asked to call and say goodnight, but i was already asleep.
and i woke up this morning to nice messages and kisses and this feeling like fuck .. ive ended up with my best friend ever.
other than my family, hes the only one ive ever totally let down my guard around, and i work hard to impress him still but i know i dont need to . But i WANT to. and he does too
he left his black socks on while we fucked and i thought it was adorable
i cant wait to spend my life with such a smooshy nugget head. i love him.
I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things
OMG IM SCREAMING
This is the main portal to the ancient sacred spring that is now called the Chalice Well.